Don't blame it on Keith Shine (Don't blame it on the boogie)
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My model's always crashing.
That wouldn't be a bad thing
If could get free drinks, and that's no lie.

We'll spend the night on Whiteknights,
See grown men in bras and tights.
>From this night you'll kiss your course goodbye!

  Don't blame it on Keith Shine,
  Don't blame it on the mood lights,
  Don't blame it on the cheap wine:
  Blame it on the panto.
  
  (repeat chorus)
  
The magic carpet moved me,
The dirty PV fooled me,
The jokes were really funny in act one.

But enough of all this prancing,
Time to do some cheesy dancing:
So let's go back and all have lots of fun!

(chorus + repeat)

Keith Shine...
Mood lights...
Cheap wine...
Panto!

(repeat to fade)

[ We also sang at some point: I just can't/I just can't/I just can't control my Keith. ]