Back to the Fieldsite (The Timewarp)
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It's astounding,
Vorticity growing,
Spinning,
Round and round.
In a PV dimension,
Beyond comprehension.
Tornadoes,
Take us home

  It's just a front to the left,
  A hurricane to the right.
  Put your hands in the air,
  And let it rain down your sides.
  It's the conveyer belt
  that really blows you away-ay-ay-ay-ay (*)
  Back to the fieldsite again,
  Back to the fieldsite again.

The plot went slowly,
With Toto and Dorothy
Transported
To a land afar.
There she met a scarecrow,
And friends a-plenty,
Wandering
In need of help

(chorus)

When they met the Wizard,
He would grant their wishes,
For foiling
The baddies plans.
So in the control room,
The baddies were beaten.
Moist processes
Saved the day.

(chorus)

So now it's over,
We'd like to thank you for coming,
And we're hoping
That you'll stay.
'Cos the party's now starting,
With lots of drinking and dancing.
Fun times,
If you'll join our song.

(chorus)

(*) I have 'really ties you in knots' on my script, but this is the how I remember the line.